Decemberween

The first of December kicked off with the Odyssey break-up/Christmas celebration on the theme 'old, new, borrowed, blue.' Here's one of the better bon-bon jokes:

Two goldfish were in their tank.
One turned to the other and said,
"You man the guns, I'll drive."

Oh, I love a good pun. In other news, I am pleased to announce the very first of my weekly (or at least hopefully-regular) controversial questions! As we have just begun December, my favourite month, and are rapidly hurtling (tautology?) towards Christmas, why not have a Christmas-themed question?

The question: What would you tell your kids about Santa?
(please comment!)